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Small batch dog treats · Made in Colorado

Zoomies Pet Food: small batch dog treats made in Colorado

Single ingredient · Human grade

  • Beef liver jerky
  • The treat worth working for
  • Free shipping over $50
Maple, the Zoomies taste-tester
  • Free shipping on US orders over $50
  • 4–7 business days to your door: 1–2 days to pack, 3–5 in transit
  • 3 of 4 treats have exactly one ingredient
  • Made in Colorado in small batches
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  • One ingredient. Zero nonsense.
  • For sitting. Staying. Coming when called. Looking cute. Existing.
  • Because sometimes "good boy" isn't enough.
  • We take treats seriously. We don't take ourselves seriously.
A day with Maple

From the first zoomie to the last snuggle.

The treat for every moment of a dog's day, picked by our Chief Tasting Officer.

  • Zoomies™ Jerky Strips – 100% Chicken Dog Treats 7:30 AM

    Breakfast zoomies

    One-ingredient chicken strips tear into tiny pieces, perfect for rewarding a polite sit before breakfast.

    Tiny tear-apart pieces for quick rewards

    Chicken Jerky Strips
    $18.00 $22.00 · $4.50/oz
  • Zoomies™ Beef Liver Jerky Chips – Human-Grade Dog Treats 11:00 AM

    Training in the yard

    Crunchy beef liver chips break cleanly, so one chip stretches across a whole training session.

    One chip stretches a whole training session

    Beef Liver Jerky Chips
    $20.00 $25.00 · $5.00/oz
  • Lamb Liver Jerky 4:00 PM

    Back from the trail

    Protein-packed lamb liver after a long Colorado walk, rich enough to win over even the pickiest pup.

    Protein-rich recovery after a long walk

    Lamb Liver Jerky
    $22.00 $24.00 · $5.50/oz
  • Zoomies™ Peanut Butter Pumpkin Biscuits – Natural Dog Treats 8:30 PM

    Couch & cuddles

    A baked peanut butter pumpkin biscuit to end the day. Pumpkin helps support healthy digestion.

    Pumpkin supports gentle digestion

    Peanut Butter Pumpkin Biscuits
    $15.00 $18.00 · $3.75/oz
Verified by dogs

Reviews, straight from the dogs.

Reviews written from the dog's point of view. Spelling not checked.

  • “Would commit crimes for these.”

    Beef liver? Oh my dog. I performed THREE sits, a stay, AND made eye contact with my hooman. Payment was received promptly. 10/10. Would work again.

    MochiProfessional Treat Negotiator Verified by dogs
  • “Finally, a hooman who understands compensation.”

    I sat down. I stayed. I came when called. I deserve treatos. My hooman initially disagreed. Zoomies helped me resolve this workplace dispute.

    LunaFrench Bulldog, 4 years old Verified by dogs
  • “The snaccs are bussin.”

    Very nom. Much mlem. Easy to chomps into little pieces, which means I can collect MORE compensation throughout the day. Excellent business model.

    WinstonGolden Retriever, 2 years old Verified by dogs
  • “My hooman has been promoted.”

    She used to give me boring treats. Then she discovered Zoomies. Now she understands my needs. I'm proud of her growth.

    BowieCorgi, 7 years old Verified by dogs
  • “Treat tax successfully collected.”

    Hooman opened bag. I appeared. No further questions.

    MapleChief Tasting Officer Verified by dogs

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